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Verb. Much like the bird, to be magpied is to find oneself distracted by shiny things; to be shinied.
Alice: Hey Bob, what's up?
Bob: Not much, Alice, just been reading a-- Oooohhh...
Alice: Bob?
Alice: ...
Alice: You got magpied again, didn't you?
by Cottleston Pie March 14, 2011
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One of the days where you glimpse a single magpie around you on a certain day which you plan something. Then it all goes horrifically wrong and corrupted and you feel totally screwed.
"I saw a magpie earlier, before my maths exam... I totally failed"

"MAGPIED SUKA!!!!"
by MAGPIED!!! July 01, 2005
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