mr. magooo 

When your girlfriend passes out, you jerk off on her eye lids. When she wakes up in the morning, her eyes are spot welded shut to her cheek.

I Mr. Magooo her last night!

mr. magooo by Double D and E-Money November 8, 2014

tip top magoo

A phrase used to describe the good ganja. The kind of sweet sweet devils lettuce that will take you on a journey through the cosmos.

That weed I got off Uncle joey was tip top magoo.

tip top magoo by scoyle1994 October 8, 2018

Shitty Magoo 

When a runner shits their pants and continues to run with a brown stain along their ass crack

Person 1: Did you see Selena go Shitty Magoo on the track today?

Person 2: Yeah. I smelled that shit from the stands!

Shitty Magoo by trackrunnerthatdoesntshit December 25, 2019

Magolor 

Magolor was a halcandran which are natives from Halcandra, he was first introduced in Kirby's return to Dreamland. Magolor crash lands on Dreamland in order to slowly make Kirby And friends feel safe with him and manipulate them into defeating Landia and giving him the master crown. He betrays Kirby and friends And you must travel into Another Dimension to chase after him and stop him from world domination.

Magolor second form has a cool boss theme.

Magolor by KKK:KOOL_KIDS_KLUB May 19, 2018

magoozler

marijuana smoking friends.

hey isint that one of the magoozlers?

magoozler by eketron vaughn smackingsworth September 2, 2009

dinga-magoo 

Your mother's best pasta.

I just ate a big bowl of dinga-magoo.

dinga-magoo by nomadcanuck January 7, 2012

Moses Magoo 

A noun or a verb.

A Moses Magoo is one whose attention is preoccupied with the functions of a cellphone while walking, thus impeding the ability to focus on pedestrian traffic beyond one's own limited periphery, relying upon others to part, clearing a path before him or her.

This is a combined allusion to the biblical Moses, who parted the Red Sea and to the cartoon character Mister Magoo, who was notoriously near-sighted and resultantly accident prone.

To do a Moses Magoo is to cut someone off or to interfere in the smooth flow of pedestrian traffic because of a pre-occupation with a cellphone or similar device.

A true Moses Magoo, Charlie never sees beyond his nose while fidgetting with his cellphone and walking against the flow of traffic.

The guy in the green shirt Moses Magooed me, causing me to drop my drink.

Moses Magoo by Cassiodorus September 18, 2012