Magic Carpet Ride

Getting eaten out by a dude with a beard.

My boyfriend never shaves when he's on vacation. I hope I get a magic carpet ride!

Magic Carpet Ride by Siouxsie Supertramp July 9, 2021

magic sausage ride 

The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.

hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.
really?
yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.
you sick bastard!

magic sausage ride by [e-mail] December 30, 2007

Magic Carpet Ride

Having toe curlingly good sex with someone who has an uncontrolled bush.

Johnny hasn't manscaped in weeks, so now I get to go on a magic carpet ride.

Magic Carpet Ride by beedazzle September 20, 2011

Magic Carpet Ride

When you stick it in a girls ass, and then ride her down the stairs

Last night me and becky wanted to mix it up so we tried a magic carpet ride

Magic Carpet Ride by Hugh Hardon July 29, 2019

Magic Carpet Ride

Also known as a trifecta, a magic carpet ride is when a person takes a bong hit, followed by a bee sting and then finally an opiate.

"John won't be able to make the party tonight, because he took one too many Magic Carpet Rides."

Magic Carpet Ride by Boogalini July 7, 2022

Magic Carpet Ride

Two are having sex near a staircase. When the man is about to ejaculate you face her down towards the stairs. Give a good thrust and ride her down the stairs.

Me and my girlfriend took a Magic Carpet Ride last night.

Magic Carpet Ride by NightHausser December 16, 2009

Magic Carpet Ride

1.) sharing the same experience with someone else who is equally as high on marijuana as you are. 2.)knowing what the other person is thinking while both high on marijuana 3.) Being on the same wavelength as someone else while high on marijuana.

Me and Jess were so high last night that whenever we looked at each other we went on a magic carpet ride

Magic Carpet Ride by crazypants12 December 17, 2008