magnolia minge 

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.

"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"

magnolia minge by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

magnolia texas 

Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.

I’m from Magnolia Texas and I’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.

magnolia texas by Sallywally May 10, 2018

Steel Magnolia 

A woman who posses the strength of steel, yet the gentleness of a magnolia.

She's a steel magnolia.

Steel Magnolia by Dolly Parton August 31, 2014

Steel Magnolia 

A woman who posses the strength of steel, yet the gentleness of a magnolia.

She's a steel magnolia.

Steel Magnolia by Dolly Parton August 31, 2014

Maganlal 

A name commonly given to the pimp of a town, someone who owns everything and everyone, and is given free access to any of his (or her) desires. It is synonymously used with the term ‘big dick’.

“If I were the Maganlal here, I would make everyone suck me all the time”

“Oi Maganlal, where are all the bitches you promised”

Jang: “Dude, that guy lives in the trailer park. Let’s fuck him up.”
Jono: “You idiot, he’s the Maganlal for all of Logan”

Maganlal by The New Thing January 8, 2009

Magnoliate 

To paint a room to magnolia to make it neutral ready for property sale, or inspection.

Can also be used to describe cleaning something up for presentation to someone else.

I need to magnoliate my flat before I sell it

I'm magnoliating my bedroom this weekend

Hey, that apartment could use some magnoliation

Magnoliate by Ruzzie June 9, 2007

The Magnolia Bowl 

An over compromising technique that Ole Miss fans use in, terms of football, to delude themselves into thinking that they actually have a rivalry with LSU.

LSU fan #1: Are you going to The Magnolia Bowl?

LSU fan # 2: You mean that woodshed beating we give Ole Miss every year?

The Magnolia Bowl by HS22 November 22, 2009