The horrible feeling you get when your back home after a holiday to magaluf

Magaluf - affectionately known as Shagaluf-holiday destination of chavs and chavettes bent on getting pissed, laid and sunburnt.

This infamous act involves doing the traditional testy tuck, which is obviously placing your scrotum and penis between your legs.

However, the magic starts when you also nipple yourself, whilst your friends and/or relatives take incriminating photographs of you.

And voila - you've done The Sergeant Bilco

This act first came to notoriety in 2007 in a Magaluf hotel room. To fully recreate this filthy act, a sleezy, darkened hotel room makes for a perfect ambience.

(Pro-Noun) Magaluf. Spanish Island. Renowed for its tirade of English scallies who holiday there. This leads to sexual encounters. The word is comprised from:
Shag - To Have Sex
Muff - English slang for vagina.

A device that consists of a fork with the centre two prongs broken off. It is used to defend against the prostitutes of Magaluf.

To use it you simply arm yourself with it and lunge at the prossies eyes, this allows for a quick getaway.

The device can be purchased with several attachments such as harpoon spear with rope, laser sight, explosive prong ammunition, prossy net, taser stunning prongs, long range scope, boomerang return prongs, armoured piercing prongs (for the prossies wearing protective eyewear).

It also comes in a male or female version, the difference being the colour.

A small village on the island of Corfu. Kavos is recognised as a former fishing village.

Kavos is a popular holiday destination for many Brits each year. It is valued by its visitors each year for its long strip of bars which runs parallel to the coastline. Kavos is not an ideal destination for couples, families or anyone with self respect and values.

Kavos has been formed over the years into a breeding pit for the lesser in society to mingle and multiply.

Following in the footsteps of similair locations as Magaluf, Zante, Ayia Napa and Ibiza, Kavos has been eternally scarred for being a singles resort, to party, drink copious amounts of waterred down cocktails and wkd.

Also popular with groups of STI ridden, northern groups of males who claim to be gods gift to women.

Note to all travelling to Kavos: maximum of 1 GCSE permitted if wishing to travel in to Kavos. Preferrably in something meaningless such as PE or Textile Design.

An average to below average looking girl you bring back to shag, but wouldn't want to be seen in public with. First used by Vicky in Geordie Shore: Magaluf Madness.