mafing 

When one is addicted to watching and/or discussing mafia related topics and/or movies. Such as any Godfather movie, Goodfellas or The Sopranos series. May or may not be coupled with eating large quantities of Italian food and/or consumption of wine.

Is Carlo available to go shopping today?" "No, it's raining and he is already MAFING the day away.

mafing by CJ 2011 March 1, 2011

Making Lasagna 

When you cum inside a girl on the first date.

Eric hasn't been around lately. Last I heard, he was making lasagna with some girl named Brit and now they have a kid together.

Making Lasagna by Megabro5000 June 29, 2021

Making Poopies 

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.

Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!

Making Poopies by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009

Making it stinky 

When you're trying to ruin something intentionally

When your bro is making it stinky

"Oh man you made it stinky"

Making it stinky by purplegrrrl1107 August 24, 2020

Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

Making the Bald Man Cry by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day 

April 18, 2018. just stop. -ali

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day - it’s getting out of control

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day by ajjsjejjfdjhehcc May 27, 2018

mating press 

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.

“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”

mating press by El Fuckface October 2, 2018