Matzerbator 

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.

Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"

Matzerbator by Slade666 October 1, 2016

Meezer

A siamese cat. Taken from the last part of the word "Siamese."

Siamese - Mese - Meeze - Meezer

"Aww, that meezer is so cute!"

Meezer by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004

Meezer

A very noisy cat. May or may not be Siamese. Fond of "talking" and usually pretty clingy. From "Siamese".

My neighbor's meezer woke me up yelling at three a.m.!

Meezer by AnyaTheVampireSlayer August 7, 2012

maegerlin' 

maegerle - (v.) Similar to "grillin," to maegerle someone is to continuously stare at them with the intent to find something wrong with what they are doing and respond with a punishment. This could go for police, school administrators, and any other authority figures.

yo, I was in the hallway the other day and mrs. brown was maegerlin' me so hard. then she took all my weed!.....that's booty son.

maegerlin' by ghostinthemachine May 4, 2011

Lazer Mazer 

When a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. This person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.

"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.

"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny

Lazer Mazer by Rashiqua Kornerson August 1, 2009

Mazer moment 

When you do a really stupid play that usually ruins the game for the entire team specially when this happens on an important match like a tournament.
This term originated from the video game Apex Legends and it is based on the player from Cloud 9 Zach Mazer whos known for his really stupid plays.

Sweet: so this is just a free win right.
Zachmazer: *Teleports right into zone*
Sweet: wtf is zach doing!? ¡Mazer moment!

Mazer moment by TotallyLegitFrog August 24, 2022

Mazzerfacker 

The word "Motherfucker" pronounced with a Russian accent. Also pronounced Muzzafugga, Madderfacker, and Mazzer Facker.

"ZAT MAZZERFACKER STOLE MY WALLET!"

Mazzerfacker by The Dude With Tude April 8, 2009