Definitions by AnyaTheVampireSlayer

snuggleworm 

A snek that hunts by snuggling prey before nomming. Is not venomous, therefore not a danger noodle. Large snuggleworm should not be left alone with babby, kitteh, or pupper.

Popular snuggleworms: Ball pythons, boa constrictor, Burmese python, corn snek, king snek.

That's a Texas rat snek. It's not a danger noodle, it's a snuggleworm!
Snuggleworms make better pets than danger noodles.

snuggleworm by AnyaTheVampireSlayer January 30, 2018

catermelon 

A cat in the last stages of pregnancy, so that she looks like a watermelon with legs and whiskers.

She's got to be having her kittens soon; she's a total catermelon!

catermelon by AnyaTheVampireSlayer June 11, 2016

pantry bread 

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.

"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"

pantry bread by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 2, 2012

genius

Said sarcastically: An insult for someone who has just made an embarrassing mistake or done something stupid, and thus proven themselves to be far from an actual genius. Tends to refer to a lack of common sense rather than a lack of academic smarts, and thus can be applied to people who are geniuses by IQ but not by street-smarts.

"Hey, genius, you're supposed to WEAR the condom, not EAT it!"

genius by AnyaTheVampireSlayer August 15, 2012

Meezer

A very noisy cat. May or may not be Siamese. Fond of "talking" and usually pretty clingy. From "Siamese".

My neighbor's meezer woke me up yelling at three a.m.!

Meezer by AnyaTheVampireSlayer August 7, 2012