Meatgrinder

A woman or man with an abnormally large rear end, "booty," or buttocks that protrudes outwards in a grand fashion to permit the penetration of the corresponding meatcleaver.

"I am so jealous of that meatgrinder near the dumpster smoking a joint over there, wish I got a big booty like hers to get me some guys."
"Mmm honey you are lucky you got me to bounce on top of that meatcleaver because it's hard to come by a meatgrinder that can get up in that like me."
(A couple in heat) "Oh baby harder, my meatgrinder can take it!"
"When I was an old saggy woman, it was apparent that my meatgrinder was tired and overused due to its droopy, flat, and dull appearance. No one wanted to fuck me until I got the revolutionary Fat-Filler for meatgrinders from Playdough, thanks Playdough!"
"There I was, lamp in hand, shoving it up my rectum. The stanky ass bitch next to me couldn't believe I could fit it up there, but I said 'Hey I'm a meatgrinder, anythings possible!' and she stood there in shock."

Meatgrinder by mdds1002 January 22, 2014

Russian Meatgrinder 

When some one shaves the inside of their ass crack, lets it get all pricky, puts a part of the victim in between it, then rubs said butt cheeks together as if grinding meat.

"I gave your mother a Russian Meatgrinder last night bro"

Russian Meatgrinder by nomnomnom69 January 10, 2009

Meatgrinder

Defines the unfortunate time that a man or a woman receives oral sex from one who possesses braces on their teeth.

From the perspective of one who has never actually received a meatgrinder, it looks quite painful. However some claim that a meatgrinder isn't that bad. In fact some meatgrinder fans claim that 'it's an experience.'

Billy - "Joe, did Trish really give you a blowjob?"
Bob - "With chompers like that, I'd say it was a meatgrinder."
Joe - "It was an experience."

Meatgrinder by Sorido May 14, 2006

Scottish meatgrinder 

After a male has anal sex with a drunken woman, she gives him a blowjob but bites down drawing blood.

"Hey dave i went to a bar last night and got some ass, but she gave me a Scottish meatgrinder

Scottish meatgrinder by Poptarts303 April 26, 2011

Meatgrinder

When you are totally faced while at a concert and trying to fist pump but can't quite make it,and your hands going around in circles like your turning the handle on a meatgrinder. You also may be tired while doing this instead of being drunk

Deena: Hey I saw you at the concert last night. You looked tired


Jeff: Yeah, I was so faced that I ended up doing the meatgrinder all night

Meatgrinder by Ellen Hardy February 22, 2009

minneapolis meatgrinder 

when you grind your meat in the pussy as though it were a meatgrinder.

After a couple of drinks, i took mhy girl back to my place and gaver her the minneapolis meatgrinder.

minneapolis meatgrinder by black magic March 12, 2008

Milwaukee Meatgrinder 

This is a terrible terrible sexual act which involves murdering one's partner. One innitiates the Milwaukee Meatgrinder by first decapitating his partner, and then having sex with the girl's neck. This will most assuredly put you close to the front of death row no matter which state you're in.

"Did you hear about Drew?"
"No what happened"
"He gave his girlfrield the Milwaukee Meatgrinder and now he's got life in prison"
"No shit!?"

Milwaukee Meatgrinder by Kumoniwannalaya March 30, 2010