Rachel Maddow

The result of a top secret, Russian DNA splicing experiment involving J.J. Abrams, Woody Allen, and Spock. Rachel Maddow was once considered for membership in the Avengers before Black Widow pointed out that smirking isn’t really a superpower.

Although the experiment was considered an overall success, Russian scientists still haven’t figured out why Rachel Maddow bursts into flames when exposed to sunlight or when she tries to wear anything other than a black pants suit. Although not confirmed, it’s been reported that Rachel Maddow sleeps while hanging upside-down in her closet and devours a bucket of pinky mice before going on the air. Her favorite hobby is eating tuna casserole out of a dog food bowl while watching Baywatch and her dream is to one day be the center segment in a human centipede with Ellen Degeneres and Hillary Clinton.

Be afraid of Rachel Maddow. Be VERY afraid.

Rachel Maddow by Dupaspock Johnson March 16, 2022

Rachel Maddow

1.) Political pundit on MSNBC

2.) Irrefutable proof that there is a God, and that God is a lesbian.

Rachel Maddow is the shit!

Rachel Maddow by Expat227 January 6, 2009

mothers against maddox 

A group of women who think that freedom of speech only applies to them. Too stupid to know how to keep children from looking at material "not for kids", they instead try to ban this material.

Mothers against Maddox don't agree with Maddox, and therefore Maddox must be silenced!

mothers against maddox by Brick Wall December 30, 2004

mothers against maddox 

Tight-assed bitches who somehow managed to circumvent the first amendment.
And we all know that it takes a bunch of middle aged women with their panites in a bunch to ruin our fun. Either that or christian fundamentalists.

Fuck mothers against maddox. Only stupid tards support them!

mothers against maddox by You don't need to know my name. February 27, 2005

maddowed 

The Rachel Maddow equivalent of the Colbert Bump. When a website is mentioned on MSNBC's The Rachel Maddow Show and the resulting influx of traffic causes the website to crash.

Oh, man, I have to call my hosting company -- I just got maddowed and my site went down.

maddowed by kingsare September 3, 2009

Richard Maddock 

Someone with a subway-sized foot long schlong. Has inserted his schlong into many females and is often payed money by trophy wives to give them the service their husbands are incapable of providing. Occasionally referred to as 'Mad Dog', due to his unique characteristic for warping into a dog, getting really mad at people he doesn't like, and mauling them to death. He is also often referred to as 'Richardo Madjokovic', in comparison to the World Number 1 Novak Djokovic, however this is often viewed as an injustice to his tennis playing abilities. Richard was also raised in the hood and regularly slanged dope. He lives the thug life to this day and constantly fucks bitches and makes money. His favourite rap artist of all time is Tupac, who is 99.99% likely to be his father after DNA tests were conducted by Stephen Hawking in 2010. According to many close friends and family, Richard has inherited his father's rapping talents and is predicted to unleash his unique skills onto the American hip-hop scene within weeks. There is much speculation that his debut album will be titled 'His eyez on me' as a testimony to his father's life and career. There have been reports that Mad Dog has been dating Victoria's Secret models, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima, at the same time. He is also believed to have fathered Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's child, North-West, although he claims he had no say in the naming of the child.

- Oh my god, I had sex with this guy last night. It was amazing. It was like a 5/10 on the Mad Dog scale.
- Eminem: my main inspiration was Tupac, however his love child with Biggie Smalls' wife, Richard Maddock, is my hero. That guy is venemous on the mike. His rhymes are potent and I can honestly say that he has made women cum in their pants through simply whispering in their ears.

Richard Maddock by Tupacisthegreatestrapperever69 October 16, 2013

maddogg 

To give someone dirty looks.

That dude across the street kept maddogging me.

maddogg by yerpissinmeoff April 23, 2008