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mandammit 

(noun) A thin, wispy moustache, usually hugging the lipline. Just a few hairs thick, and usually extends no further to the sides than the mouth does.

Usually the only facial hair that 14- or 15-year-olds can grow, it is left unshaven as a display of how manly the child has become.

Though occasionally worn by grown adults, the mandammit is the hallmark of teenagers insecure about themselves, but proud that they can grow facial hair. These teenagers are usually male.
"I am a MAN! DAMMIT! Don'cha see my friggin' sweet 'STASH?!?"

Kevin Federline has a mandammit, two kids with Brittney Spears, and absolutely no talent.
mandammit by edward_violet December 11, 2009
Dood, dat KFC is maddams
Maddams by Mcshabaranks May 4, 2014

author Maddam IHYSS 

A stupid dickhead that’s jealous of short stack and can’t even insult them properly

This sad person lacks the knowledge to even insult people that they've never even meet in their life.
Knows absolutely nothing about how the music industry or its fan base operates.
Judges and degrades kind people that he/she’s never even meet in order to feel better about him/her self.
Obviously has no music ability and therefore ridicules others that actually have made it as musicians
Clearly has body issues probably relating to the size of his genitals and the fact that his are miniscule.
Never has been or will be loved except by his own mother even then he has to wear a bag over his head.
author Maddam IHYSS doesnt know what punctuation is
"Consist of 3 males with their heads so far up their anus they are beyond gone."
With punctuation it’s supposed to be:
"Consists of 3 males with their heads so far up their anus's they are beyond gone"
Rude to their fans who are so brainwashed they don't realize.
Don’t realize what? a sentence has a full point in it so you have an unfinished sentence

And have you ever meet them?
Not to be confused with madonna, but this last name is generally related to women who use their looks to get their way. Very temperamental, yet loving, especially if you have zits.
Man that maddamma familly's daughter manipulates her boyfriend, but at least she loves him 13 times a weekend.
maddamma by Miquel September 27, 2012

Maddam Sally Foundation 

The Maddam Sally Foundation is a program based in Paragould Arkansas that is attempting to raise money to rebuild Sally's Saw Mill, founded by Marshall McPhink shortly after the Town's founding that led to a influx of jobs and revenue for the city. Sally's Saw mill was demolished after the McPhink wealth dissapeared during the great depression.
Sally's Saw Mill is important to the people of Arkansas as a symbol of economic growth and prosperity that brought people into the city and set the basis for economic fruition.
The Maddam Sally Foundation has almost reached enough money to begin construction of Marshall McPhink's Legacy, Sally's Saw Mill.

madammise 

Da gender opposite of SIRmise.
Dudes usually are too lazy and/or impatient to do significant research before they come to personal conclusions about mostly-male-related topics, but ladies tend to gather and learn more of da facts before they madammise much about any "girly-stuff" matters.
madammise by QuacksO December 6, 2021