Fucking Machine

A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.

A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.

Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !

Fucking Machine by zguy September 26, 2009

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Perpetual Fucking Machine

Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.

"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"

Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.

Perpetual Fucking Machine by piratesof2 February 27, 2011

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My FUCKING Washing Machine

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LOUD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT SHAKES MY ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE SOMETIMES LIKE WTF BRO JUST S T O P.

My FUCKING Washing Machine is so damn loud like why

My FUCKING Washing Machine by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

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Fucking the Vendo Machine

The act of continuously feeding a dollar bill into a vending machine in hopes of getting a Coke or a Snickers.

I had to fuck the vendo machine with my ratty dollar bill for 5 minutes before it finally took it and gave me my Coke!

Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!

Fucking the Vendo Machine by idolatro15 September 23, 2009

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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