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Fucking Machine 

A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.

A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !
Fucking Machine by zguy September 26, 2009
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Perpetual Fucking Machine 

Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.
"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"

Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.

My FUCKING Washing Machine 

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LOUD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT SHAKES MY ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE SOMETIMES LIKE WTF BRO JUST S T O P.
My FUCKING Washing Machine is so damn loud like why

Fucking the Vendo Machine 

The act of continuously feeding a dollar bill into a vending machine in hopes of getting a Coke or a Snickers.
I had to fuck the vendo machine with my ratty dollar bill for 5 minutes before it finally took it and gave me my Coke!

Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026