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holy mackeral

holy sainted fish of surprise, a fish that has been lifted to saint hood
"Holy Mackeral Batman, the Penguin is going for the sushi gun!"
holy mackeral by elgemstar April 23, 2007

Macerate 

The process by which a person orgasms due to someone or something that occurs around them (usually not sexual but can be). This tends to occur on the more serious and professional side of orgasms. Not to be confused with masturbation.
As soon as Rebecca heard the satisfying sound, she ran home and macerated
Macerate by BigDickVik March 12, 2018
A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.
Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser

Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.

Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.
mackeral by Jack Da Rippa February 1, 2006

maceration 

1.To make soft by soaking or steeping in a liquid.

2.To separate into constituents by soaking.

3.To cause to become lean, usually by starvation; emaciate.
“His winemaker allowed the juice and skins of the white grapes to macerate together overnight before pressing”
maceration by The Scholar June 26, 2003

Mackeral Fart 

A gasous odor omitting from either a human or dog's anus that combines the smell of typical anal glands, with the raunchous smell of a bloody mackeral laid out for days in the back of a boat.
Damn, have you been by Merle's office recently? Makes me want to puke on a mackeral every time I walk by. That guy is laying mackeral farts down left and right.
Mackeral Fart by Bling, The Original February 12, 2008

Maceration 

Maceration is the artisinal process Belvedere uses to create the world’s best super premium flavoured vodka. The process uses only natural ingredients, delicately drawing out the vibrant flavours from fruit peels, flesh and flowers, combined with the finest super premium vodka and technical expertise.
My only vices are shopping and maceration!

Maceration is something you can do alone or with friends...

There is no shame in Macerating







Maceration by secretdrinker March 18, 2009