Macbook air

A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.

Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?

Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?

Macbook air owner: Huh?

Macbook air by PepsiDude002 December 21, 2008

MacBook Air

the world's most expensive cake cutter.

Hey guys, check out what my MacBook Air can do!
(HP exec Rahul Sood @ his birthday)

MacBook Air by lolicats September 8, 2009

macbookproner

Having an erection (boner) from ogling the Apple MacBook Pro laptops for too long.

I think that Apple fanboy has a macbookproner after that WWDC Apple Keynote speech.

macbookproner by jordash1212 June 9, 2009

Macbook Air

the latest incarnation of Macbook computers. unbelievably thin, razor sharp, and pretty much invisible all around.

"Hey, Jim, did you see my new Macbook Air?" "No." "Neither did I."

Macbook Air by PBM19 January 17, 2008

MacBook Air

A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope

Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?

MacBook Air by applealex October 6, 2009

MacBook AIr

1. An underpowered and overpriced waste of space (or lack thereof). You pay $3,000 for a computer that:

a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer
b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive)
c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED

The positives...The MacBook Air:
a) Runs Leopard (slowly)
b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical)
c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you)

2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling.

3. The epitome of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.

1. I just bought a MacBook Air. When I found out that there was no optical drive, I used its razor-sharp thinness to slit Steve Jobs' throat.

2. Vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of shit MacBook Air.

3. Steve Jobs hypnotized me with thinness then fucked me over.

MacBook AIr by Chody Wang January 10, 2009

macbooking

the action of being screwed.

Hey tom, I was with Cindy last night and i totally got a macbooking.

macbooking by Russom April 17, 2017