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Someone who sucks at soccer/football or you can use it as a comback when someone sucks at something
maletas by Jeffrey p January 26, 2017

Maletardness

The handicap most men are forced to live with due to their role in Society. As they were playing football, women were busy developing advanced emotional and social skills by talking, talking, talking.

Therefore leaving many men socially and emotionally handicapped.
-...so I said, 'it would be nice to go to that restaurant!'...
-Yeah, so are you guys gonna?
-No.... Nothing!?
-Aww.... it's just he's maletardness, he didn't Understand you meant you Wanted to actually Go there!
-They are such retards!
-Yes they are. We love them still.
Maletardness by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010

maletail 

A guy's boxers hanging out of his pants. See whaletail
Hey, look at that dude's maletail, it's gotta be 3 miles long!
maletail by TheBronx December 2, 2009
"Don't forget your maleta at baggage claim"
Maleta by Maleta's sister March 26, 2009

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026