Guardicus Manicus 

This theory states that any male who has participated, or is currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.

Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.

Guardicus Manicus by klancecanonking June 27, 2018

manicotti mustache 

after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.

yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.

manicotti mustache by Flama blanca November 29, 2010

manicschizoidclaustrokelptopyronecrobestiaphobia 

The insane, irrational fear that someone will steal the dead and flaming animal you were going to have sex with in a small, confined space.

Bill: Why does Tom keep checking the closet? And what IS that smell?

Jim: He's got a bad case of manicschizoidclaustrokelptopyronecrobestiaphobia.

Bill: .... The hell?

manicschizoidclaustrokelptopyronecrobestiaphobia by QuaLynore February 27, 2009

manicotti 

A form of fungus that grows under the ball sack.

there is a heep load of manicotti under my ball sack.

manicotti by CampFireGuy July 16, 2010

manicorn 

a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).

See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...

"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."

manicorn by B&E April 12, 2007

manics fan 

Glitter as rebellion, slogans as politics, now an increasingly endangered species. Famous for scary levels of devotion.

'Muse seem to have lots of old manics fans nowadays'.

manics fan by Anonymous October 25, 2003

manioso

spanish slang for a huge fucking pervert, or someone who's mind is always on sex

Jose told that girl over there she's got tits that could sink the Titanic... he's so manioso.

manioso by amnesiac618 June 5, 2008