| 1. | mardy bum | ||
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A girl with whom you would participate in anal sex with. Originating from the acronym M.A.W.U.D.B. Exclaimed when the girl is mentioned or seen.
Can be subsituted by any string of lyrics from the Arctic Monkeys song of the same name. "Sean look at that girl over there"
"Mardy bum, mate" |
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| 2. | MVP | ||
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so yeah... mvp but as the students fondly call it: maryjail- is a small all girls prep school in the middle of know where. when a class doesnt cave in to conformism they are known as the bad class. every1 hates them and they get special meetings w. "laddddiiies" "pull up those shorts blah blah blah im going to keep on talking bcuz i can" and "oo look at me im a beaver". but i seriously think these ladies shud know that we dont give a damn. so yeah... u hav special meetings where u have to stand up and check ur neighbors uniform and then sit down... pointless i know. then they tell you that going there is a privilege... are they serious?... but what they dont realize is that they need our money to stay open. but why do they call it a jail some people might ask? well ill tell u why... cuz they are retarded and block sites like this one and myspace. then they check this one and delete the definitions... how gay is that?... well then there are teachers that hand out demerits for gay reasons... like ur shirt is untucked... SHIRTS COME UNTUCKED!!!... ur walking on the back of ur shoes, ur like 5 seconds late for HR. like i said gay reasons. oh yeah... and socks cannot be folded down. so this is life as i know it... WELCOME TO MARYJAIL! "are you embarassed?"
-silence- "no1? well you shud be" too bad we arent... :D |
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| 3. | "A"-Town | ||
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I phrase commonly used by people attempting to make a town or city appear much cooler then it actually is. The "X" is simply replaced by the first letter in the name of the town or city to create a hip trending nickname.
WARNING: This nicknaming is commonly used by white trash, douche bags, and the under educated. I was in "A"-town rollin by the square when I hollered at a couple townies to see if they wanted to slam some PBR.
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| 4. | Skullfucked with a goat | ||
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Somewhat in relation to regular skullfucking, the popular pasttime of many men. This version involves picking up a rather large male goat and ramming it through your unfortunate friends eye socket. This may result in serious injury or death, but who the fuck cares...ITS SKULLFUCKING WITH A FUCKING GOAT! Male 1: "Dude, did you hear about Tina?"
Male 2: "No man, what happenned?" Male 1: "She died this weekend, man. It was pretty terrible. See, all her friends are over there crying for her." Male 2:"Dude, how bad was it?" Male 1: "She got skullfucked with a goat man! They are still pulling it out!" Male 2: "What should we do about her friends?" Male 1: "Well, theres a goat farm about 2 miles down the road..." |
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| 5. | face like a cats arse. | ||
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A person who's facial expressions resembles a cats arse. eg, all wrinkly with pursed lips. Person: that woman's got a face like a cats arse.
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| 6. | rule of the road | ||
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Referring to road head, this is usually used in a sentence when someone is talking about a car ride with a girl. The rule of the road is when and if you give a girl a ride somewhere in your car and she gives you no money or gift, she must follow the rule of the road and give you road head. guy 1: i gave cindy a ride home last night.
guy 2: did she follow the rule of the road? guy 1: naw, she gave me $10 bill: i gave sarah a ride to wal mart earlier. jimmy: you use the rule of the road? bill: yeah, she tried to stop by an ATM to give me cash but i refused and made her sucky sucky |
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| 7. | vegasexual | ||
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pronounced vej-a-sex-u-al
someone who has intercourse with vegtables ur a vegasexual man thts desgusting
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