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I'm going to fuck you in the balls. 

A crude yet ironically witty insult by a now banned forum member (volke) on the Taleworlds forum, for the game Mount&Blade.
This rapidly spread through the forum, aided by several people adding it to their signature. Due to the popularity of this insult, it evolved into a meme. See the other variations.
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I'm going to fuck you up 

something that you say to a person when you are horny or just don't like someone
Me: I'm going to fuck you up
your gf: oh pls
also me: I'm going to fuck you up

The stupid brad: oh shit

l'm trying to find a word 

You: i’m trying to find a word
Teacher: Maybe use a dictionary
l'm trying to find a word

i'm going to fucking kill you 

when kill
"i'm going to fucking kill you" - slendermens

I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill 

I'm just writing this so hopefully, someone will put this on a mug or cup
I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.
Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"

i'm not here to fuck spiders 

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"
At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!