It's how I'm Livin Bitch 

Great comeback when someone questions your actions
Or just to to self congratulate

Mate she had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs!!
Answer with: It's how I'm Livin Bitch!!
Mate I smashed the back out of it, It's how I'm Livin Bitch!!

It's how I'm Livin Bitch by Bobbybigballs August 11, 2008

I'm a bitch 

Something a Riley would say to make people feel bad for them or sad for them only because they want attention or it might be said by someone telling the truth about them

Riley:I'm a bitch
Me:that's why we don't like you

I'm a bitch by Dantheman816 November 12, 2021

If I'm the bitch

if you referring to me as the bitch you will be sleeping with in front of someone you mistaken.

If I'm the bitch you mistaken!!! if we ever touched again I'd be shocked

If I'm the bitch by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019

Bitch I'm a Bus 

So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.

Now, whenever I want to say I just don't give a fuck, instead I proudly exclaim "Bitch I'm a bus."

Bitch I'm a Bus by juanchopancho February 22, 2011

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch 

You don't fuck with the Juggernaut because he's the Juggernaut Bitch!

*Juggernaut busts through the door*

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch by The Real Jink July 30, 2008

I'm Rick James bitch 

A quote from Dave Chappelle imitating the rockstar, Rick James, in a hilarious skit during his show. Because of that, the quote has become a really big internet thing on somethingawful.com and several other sites such as www.imrickjamesbitch.com

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"
"What?"
"SLAP!!!! I'm Rick James, bitch!"

I'm Rick James bitch by http://finaldraft.keenspace.com March 23, 2004

bitch i'm threw 

When you just can't deal and you literally have to throw yourself from the situation whether it be a funny conversation or something ridiculous .

Chantelle: Did she really do that?
Makeda: yessss she did
Chantelle: did she really read her love letters to him in front the entire school
Makeda: yesssssssss
Chanice: she really did it..I saw it myself
Chantelle: hahahaha bitch I'm threw (falls to the floor laughing because she was "thrown")

bitch i'm threw by Danii💕 November 19, 2016