Skip to main content

lörsterer 

The "Lörsterer" are a well established Austrian cartel, known for their deep integration in the underground and are feared by the local authorities.
X: "Hey, have you heard about the Lörsterer?"

Y: "No, what's that?"

X: "I'm not quite sure, I've heard it's some kind of cartel."
lörsterer by Lörsterer1 June 14, 2014
Related Words

Lörsday 

An international holiday in which Lör assembles in the hall of Lör for the fate of humanity in order to slay their weekly quota of dragons. Lörs day is also known by common folk as Thursday (usually). It is followed by Post-Lörsday, the day of rest. The day preceding it is known as Pre-Lörsday, the day of anticipation. Attending the ceremonies of Lörsday is sure to give any straight man, woman, or lesbian an instant Lörgasm. It is unknown why gay males are unaffected by their sheer epicness.
Have you heard that new band Lör? Apparently every Lörsday they sacrifice a single infant just to be epic.
Lörsday by Funkasaurus January 16, 2010
The last name of an amazing family. Any person with this last name is fun, awesome, and it's always a great time to hang out with them. ;)
Bob: What did you do last weekend?
Me: I hung out with the Lorsungs!
Bob: No way, I'm so jealous!
Lorsung by RealMiffy May 6, 2009
When you want to say 'oh my lord', and 'oh my gosh' at the same time, you say 'oh my lorsh'.
'Oh my lorsh, thats amazing.'
Lorsh by Likeabuoass October 6, 2009
An expression used when a person does something really bizarre / out of the blue, that can be stupid and bit retarded, but their not stupid nor an actual retard... they are a lorster
We catch Tom leaving the house wearing a Russian hat carrying his laptop under one arm at 5am...

Oh my.. your such a lorster!

Where are you going? Looks like you have a one way ticket back to lorster-ville!
Lorster by sctyc16 July 5, 2012
Another word for an obssesive wanker

One who wanks at least five time a day
Pshycologist: I'm sorry, but your son is a Lorshin

Friend: Don't be such a Lorshin!
Lorshin by O-postrafee October 6, 2009