lvqtm 

Laugh Very Quietly To Myself

that was so funny. lvqtm!

lvqtm by Tyler A.K.A T-baby January 16, 2008

lvqtm 

Laugh Very Quietly To Myself

that was so funny. lvqtm!

lvqtm by Tyler A.K.A T-baby January 16, 2008

LQTM 

(lqtm) Laughing Quietly To Myself: A kinder Gentler, more accurate "LOL". First credits for the use of this acronym date back to George W. Braun in 1999.

"I read Melissa B's humorous Facebook post and it had me LQTM"

LQTM by SarcasmRus October 25, 2011

lvqimh

laughing very quietly in my head, as opposed to laughing out loud.

p1:want to here a dirty joke?

p2:sure

p1:a pig rolled in the mud

p2:lvqimh

lvqimh by Colin Kochevar August 20, 2008

LQTM 

"Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb.

When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.

Boner jokes cause me to LQTM.

LQTM by David Hamlin July 7, 2006

LQTMWTARY 

A variation of LQTM, LQTMWTARY means: Laughing Quietly To Myself While Thinking About Raping You.

Use this to make conversations via AIM and Myspace extra creepy, random, or to inform the person you're talking to that you want to just RAPE THE F*** out of them!

MD: have you seen this vid? www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2nTbqbtGug
*watches video*
DS: OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS! LMAO!
MD: I know! LQTMWTARY!
DS: uhh... what's that mean?
MD: Laughing Quietly To Myself While Thinking About Raping You.
DS: ...I'm gonna go now...

LQTMWTARY by CountFunkula October 23, 2008

LQTM 

'Laughing quietly to myself'. An honest alternative to lol. Popularized by US comedian Demetri Martin.

White Boy A says: he was all up in my grill!!
White Boy B says: lqtm

LQTM by Kahno July 11, 2007