doodle lupus 

Doodle Lupus
Origin: late 21st century English

Noun

1. (Medical) Described in late 2021, a disease primarily psychiatric in origin, wherein all perceived ailments are related to a singular underlying source. It is characterized by diffuse pain, poor sleep, minimal activity, victimhood, and a feeling of specialness, significance. Uniformly fatal within the mind.

2. (Astronomical) The hybrid poodle and wolf. A constellation situated close to and almost within Uranus.

“My husband won’t talk to me, my house is a wreck, and this flare-up of doodle lupus is causing extreme brain fog with 10/10 pain, so yes, Terry, I’m going to need an extra hour coming into work today.”

doodle lupus by patspatspats January 18, 2022

Lusus 

A Lusus is the guardian of any and most all trolls in the webcomic homestuck. A Lusus will pick any given grub in the brooding chambers and become their guardian, much like a Parent where as trolls have none.

Example 1: Feferi's Lusus Is The Biggest Lusus Of All, A Giant Sea Creature Which Is To Be Fed Dead Bodies.

Example 2: Gamzee's Lusus Was A Sea-Goat, AKA The Capricorn Constellation.

Lusus by Silent Muse January 7, 2012

Lukus 

The name of a person who was derived from the combined forces of Chuck Norris, The Most Interesting Man in the World, and the mythical powers of Unicorn Tears. With a dragon-like heart pumping tiger's blood through his veins, he is the undoubtedly the spitting image of perfection and should be respected as such. The gods fear and respect him and covet his presence.

Ladies want him, guys want to BE him... hell they want him too.

Ladies: LUKUS!!!!
Guys: shit, can't compete with that...
Lukus: ladies, ladies, please, one at a time... aw, what the hell, all of y'all get over here

Lukus by awesomelah2591 December 15, 2011

LUPUS 

A disease where the the body's immume system attacks normal human cells and does not fight off infection. A person with Lupus can be in pain at times and care must be taken when they are sick. Contrary to some poeple's belief. A person with Lupus is not waiting around to die. They can live a long and normal life if they constantly monitor thier lupus and take certain precautions.

A person with Lupus needs someone that cares about them to the upmost and have to also be strong!

LUPUS by F-40 June 1, 2005

lupus 

Always a diagnosis for any patient examined by Dr. Gregory House and his team.

Dr. House: It's never lupus.

lupus by Incoherent Moron December 19, 2006

Lucus 

A name often mistaken as Lucas or Lukas, but contains no misspelling. Lucus' tend to be nice, fun, a little on the douche-baggy side, but mainly kind and loving. A Lucus might seem shy at first, but is most definitely not, once you get to know one, they will not shut up. In most cases its a good thing to know a Lucus, for they can give optimistic, obvious, and/or sarcastic advise. If you find a Lucus, try to befriend him immediately, for they can be quite smart and entertaining people.

Old friend: "Hey, do you know Lucus?"
New guy: "Yeah, he's pretty funny."
Old friend: "Seriously? He's a friggin' genius!"
New guy: "Well, I didn't know you thought that highly of him."
Old friend: "You are crazy not to."

Lucus: "Hey, whats up"
Friend: "'Sup Mr. Awesome"
Lucus: "What?"

Lucus by Xenospheric Enterprise August 16, 2011

Canis lupus 

The genus and species of the grey wolf

The scientific name for the grey wolf is Canis lupus

Canis lupus by Squatle July 3, 2017