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Knotty Lumbered 

‘Knotty lumbered’ is the feeling of being blind drunk with your pals in a pit of a nightclub in Blackpool.
Our mate was so knotty lumbered he couldn’t remember taking that girl home and letting her poo on him.
Knotty Lumbered by Mpilgerz July 8, 2020
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lammered 

Originally derived from the two words: "leathered" and "hammered".

Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.
That guy is absolutely lammered
lammered by Homer September 1, 2003
silas, kemp has lumbered on my mom
lumbered by vhye March 23, 2022
A state of being pure relaxation with no concerns or worries
Did you see how stressed out Ciara was at work? She's really not lumbered is she.
Lumbered by Paralyzed_parrot March 23, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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