Lumberjackin 

To masturbate while pooping for max efficiency thereby working with your hands while producing logs.

Yusef: "Every time I poop I masturbate real quick because if I’m already gettin rid of stuff I might as well finish the job."

Crowd: "Lumberjackin rules!"

Lumberjackin by Trombonafide October 2, 2018

Lumberjackin 

When you have to resort to physically splitting your log after taking care of business in the bathroom, as it is too large in it's current form to flush

Valerie had to resort to Lumberjackin after having a hefty serving of Indian food the night before. She was desperately worried about flooding her bathroom, the the skillful act of Lumberjackin was required.

Lumberjackin by BeanBagHead March 15, 2024

lumberjack mac 

(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.

Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.

lumberjack mac by Kaster Master November 19, 2021

Sad Lumberjack 

A person (generally male) who begrudgingly handles another man's "wood"

Jacob made me his Sad Lumberjack last night.

Sad Lumberjack by Alphasymphonic January 11, 2017

lumberjack grandslam 

Receiving oral sex and having your mom walk in on you.

As read on Reddit.com

Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!

lumberjack grandslam by foayo December 4, 2013

icy lumberjack

When a man and his horny bitch walk into a forrest while it is snowing. He rips her clothes off and then she proceeds by giving him head. He then cums on her face and it freezes because of the cold temperature. He then beats his dick on her face as a lumberjack would beat wood.

I gave that bitch Noelle the icy lumberjack this weekend. I dont think she will accompany me on nature walks any more.

icy lumberjack by Master TC December 21, 2009

reverse frosty lumberjack 

A sex position where you flip the girl upside down and put ice in her ass. fuck her until it melts, then put the water from the melted ice into a dildo mold in a freezer. when frozen, take the dildo shaped ice and fuck her with it until it too melts, then drink the water.

"Yeah bro, I gave her the reverse frosty lumberjack" "who are you and why are you telling me this?"

reverse frosty lumberjack by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021