2 definitions by Trombonafide
To masturbate while pooping for max efficiency thereby working with your hands while producing logs.
Yusef: "Every time I poop I masturbate real quick because if I’m already gettin rid of stuff I might as well finish the job."
Crowd: "Lumberjackin rules!"
Crowd: "Lumberjackin rules!"
by Trombonafide October 2, 2018
The dreaded Dick of Doom is a feeling of being tired and totally wiped out that comes out of nowhere and slaps you in the face, ruining a fun-filled night out. Abandon all hope when the Dick of Doom appears. Your night is over.
Girl 1: Woo! Let's go to the next club!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't.
Girl 1: WHAT?!
Girl 2: The Dick of Doom just hit me hard.
Girl 1: Shit.
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't.
Girl 1: WHAT?!
Girl 2: The Dick of Doom just hit me hard.
Girl 1: Shit.
by Trombonafide October 5, 2017