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Lumbering Lomax 

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.
Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!
Lumbering Lomax by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012
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lord levering 

The single greatest economics teacher in existence. He can be scary at times, especially if you're late to class, but he truly just wants his students to succeed.
"I'm really glad our Lord and Savior, Lord Levering, was my economics teacher. I got a 5 on the exam!"
lord levering by cfinch April 26, 2014
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leering cunt 

Someone who lusts and obsesses over people they can't have, and don't ever have any chance of having.

See also, wankshaft.
What a leering cunt! He could never have her in a million years!
leering cunt by NotEmo June 4, 2005

Martin Luthering 

(Also: Martin Luthered) Verb. A sexual position where the woman is held against a door and penetrated vigorously. i.e. Nailing her to the door.
"Dude, I was totally Martin Luthering Jennifer last night."
Martin Luthering by R & K December 26, 2007
The act of being at one's locker.
"Oh man, yesterday before school I saw Andréa lockering."
lockering by Rupert Gehmlich January 24, 2006

Lurkening 

One who both lurks and listens, reading a majority of someone social media posts, but only posting the rare reply.
I didn't think anyone was paying attention to my facebook rants but as it turns out Jessica was lurkening in the background
Lurkening by Pseudogreg September 12, 2011

Lukeing Out 

To Skip out on work early- Often for Improv "reasons"
"Hey Guys, I'm Lukeing out 15 minutes early today. I've got this improv thing I need to be at!!"
Lukeing Out by TwoBear April 28, 2014