Lurkening

One who both lurks and listens, reading a majority of someone social media posts, but only posting the rare reply.

I didn't think anyone was paying attention to my facebook rants but as it turns out Jessica was lurkening in the background

by Pseudogreg September 12, 2011

lurkened

to be so ridiculously drunk that you do one of the following:
* pee in random places
* shit your pants
* puek in fron of everyone
* get bald dudes arrested
* mushroom stamp an innocent woman

Oh shit that McAdams really got you lurkened last night!
Wanna get lurkened tonight?

by lala loo July 14, 2006