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Someone who lusts and obsesses over people they can't have, and don't ever have any chance of having.

See also, wankshaft.
What a leering cunt! He could never have her in a million years!
by NotEmo May 29, 2005
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A boy who is 18 who should really know better, but in fact acts like an 8 year old. Will be found at the windows of girls he thinks find him a hot stud, at night. Manages to get their email adresses and asks for pictures of them... on their own.
I tell you, he is such a leering cunt, and he won't listen to me. It's like talking to a fucking brick wall.
by Concerned_Citizen May 29, 2005
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