A fucking idiot producing from a Canadian mans ballsack and is mothered by a fat bitch who likes to snitch. Typically males are referred to as Lude Bafoons.
by Corn hash77 February 6, 2017
He continues to avoid and ignore me. I've sent the email 20 times now with no reply. Why is he hiding? I hate it when people e-lude me.
by clearlykelly May 13, 2010
A lude-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he stays at his brother's apartment on Russian Hill in San Francisco, takes a Quaalude, goes to a gay dance bar on Polk St, meets a guy, goes home with him, goes to bed wih him, gets fucked in his boy-hole, sucks the guy's dick while jacking off until both guys have ludegasmic ludegasms.
One time when I was in the City, I visited my brother and did a lude - later in the night, I had a cumtastic lude-gasm while sucking this dude's cock!
by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021
The feeling of exhaustion, euphoria, and happiness you get after having sex with someone whose name starts with J. Like quaaludes, being with them is addicting.
friend: you were with Jeff again last night? You’re obsessed with that guy!
Me: I’m addicted to the J-lude
Me: I’m addicted to the J-lude
by GreenIrishEyes January 18, 2019
That retarded fool in the Red jumpsuit that hangs outside Starmart and the TAB on the Cnr of Courtaney Place and Tory St. Wellington NZ, Often if not always seen holding a miniature trophy demanding money from innocent passers by. Is reported to be IHC but is often under the Influence of Quaaludes AKA ludes hence his Nickname.
Ludes Dude was outside starmart this morning waving at the sky - he must be on the ludes, oh no maybe Acid.
by Brother Number One April 3, 2005
1) consisting of a large sum of money
2) May also refer to something extremely 'cool' or enjoyable that a great amount of assets and wealth may be bartered for that event.
2) May also refer to something extremely 'cool' or enjoyable that a great amount of assets and wealth may be bartered for that event.
Fais: yo Lolek, thats a crazy car!!
Liron: yea Faisulski, it probably costs over 250k!!
Fais: Maad Lude!
Liron: yea Faisulski, it probably costs over 250k!!
Fais: Maad Lude!
by Nesto Ferrera May 13, 2009
A Jennifer Lawrence nudie photo or video. Play on words of quaaludes. After all, they're both addictive, desirable and in very limited supply.
Joe: Hey man, how was your matinée date?
Bob: Not good. My GF almost found my stash of J-Ludes. On my phone.
Bob: Not good. My GF almost found my stash of J-Ludes. On my phone.
by Joe_Pepsi December 18, 2014