lackness 

A significant lack of substance within a mean, arrogant, and mad context.

The middle aged daughter took her aging Mother for lunch. Her complete lackness of good behavior and interest clearly illustrated their awful relationship history. She just didn't care about her Mother as she displayed such apparent lackness of love.

lackness by suzgirl November 24, 2016

the luckiest cent 

the best person on xbox live gold
"have you seen the luckiest cent "
no he is to awesome for me

"have you seen the luckiest cent "
no he is to fucking awesome for me

the luckiest cent by the luckest cent August 23, 2014

Suckiness 

What the other poster said, except that "suckiness" is clearly a noun, not an adjective. Like "kindness" or "carelessness".

The suckiness of the above poster's understanding of basic grammatical terms is quite apparent.

Suckiness by vava2930 June 28, 2010

Lady lankiness 

Lady Lankiness is someone who’s legs are 10ft. They are very rare. If u see someone like this make sure to say ello lady lankiness bowing down to them. This is very common in gingers called Lynsay

Lynsay Alison is a lady lankiness
Did u see lady lankiness legs

Lady lankiness by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020

luckiester 

Someone that is so incredibly lucky that luckiest can't describe them

"Alyssa I'm luckiest"
"Brandon, I'm luckiester because I have you"

luckiester by Yolonudenude September 29, 2013

Fuckiness 

The smell of your underwear and/or bedsheets the morning after lots of sex.

I can still smell our fuckiness on these sheets even though I've washed them twice!

Fuckiness by Unbearable Muriel November 12, 2010

Lockyness 

The act of forgetting events, days and times on a regular basis.

''That was pure Lockyness, she forgot to pick the kid up from school at the right time AGAIN!!''

Lockyness by Lockyness2012 July 22, 2012