9 definitions by Skinny of the legends

A pussy destroyer is someone who shreds pussys in half. They can speak fluent pussy language and are very common in people named Blair. These people will rip your pussy in half until blood and sweat is produced. Your vagina will never be the same once u meet one of these people. So if u want to stay safe stay away from Blair’s as they will destroy u from the inside out
Blair Richardson is a pussy destroyer

I just shagged a Blair my vagina will never be the same
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The sonic clap is someone who’s Labia is so big and juicy that it claps whenever they walk. It is impossible for them to mask the noise. To mask this noise some might yell and shout while walking but is no use. This can cause some pain as your Labia can get caught in tight materials. This disease is very common in Jessica’s who have mums called joy. If u hear the noise of the sonic labia run as it is highly contagious.
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A fanny fluster is someone who makes someone’s Fanny throb and melt. It is very common in Gingers that have a name such as Lynsay. U don’t want to be near a fanny fluster for long as it can cause a yeast infection or further diseases. To protect yourself from these people u need to wear tight clothing to reduce the waterfall that streams from your vagina. It was once said that the worlds best Fanny flusters was a man named Blair Richardson. He could make Fanny’s drip from over 10 miles away. Stay safe and be aware of such people
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I heard Lynsay made Cameron wet
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A bitch ass hoe who’s forehead resembles a whale that can use echo location. It is very rare. These people like juicy bbc and are mostly ginger and freckly. U can see them from at least ten miles away
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Lady Lankiness is someone who’s legs are 10ft. They are very rare. If u see someone like this make sure to say ello lady lankiness bowing down to them. This is very common in gingers called Lynsay
Lynsay Alison is a lady lankiness
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Someone who has an obese black Labrador and does not wash for long periods of time. U can only find these animals in sea world at the whale section and if u see one u are very lucky. They resemble cows but also resemble a worm at the same time. These things will try and get animals just so they can make them morbidly obese and eventually kill them due to heart disease. Charleys are not skinnieee at all and are little bitches that are giro. They will bribe and scam their family and friends for money just so they can buy animal crossing. Stay away from Charley’s if u want to stay skinny.
That girls dog is obese her owner must be a Charley
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