"Just look at how much mileage a game like Hellblade can get when it puts the effort into telling so much of the story through its gameplay and since I've started to taste copper when I say that I'm just gonna call it "ludotography" from now on and pray that someday some poor etymologist has to source its origin from a sentence that ends with the word "cunt""

Ludotography by A. L. August 1, 2020

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Lobotocism

The act of stabbing someone in the forehead with a crucifix. Surgical apparel and holy water optional but recommended. Hey you want it to work right?

When a lobotomy or an exorcism isn’t enough by itself, try combining science and religion performing a lobotocism!

Lobotocism by Travesty December 8, 2021

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Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.

Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.

Kards lobotomy by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022

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lobotomite

A lobotomized brain-less human from the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout: New Vegas and are found at Big Mountain. Usually they will attack anything moving, with axes and various weapons. They often wear masks or engineering suits that are strange and freaky. Created from the Dr.'s experiments and are hostile at all times. Most are directly taken from the Mojave Wasteland (from robots) and brought to Big MT. for experiments. The only known person to travel to Big MT. in the wasteland and not become lobotomized is Elijah, Christine, and Ulysses.

What are you fighting in Fallout: New Vegas?
Those stupid lobotomites.
Those things are creepy as fuck.

lobotomite by TexasRed May 8, 2019

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