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Staff Blog Lozers 

Individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. Where they ramble on about how fucked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some shit out of their colon so as to give it to the author.

Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".
Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.

Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.
Staff Blog Lozers by Blog Hater February 19, 2009
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aim lozers 

ppl that dont know how to talk slang in aim.such as omg,lol,rofl,lmao,and many more
zanzan2004,MC ruj,whizhiz,kidx87,penizpuffz
aim lozers by aim lozers October 14, 2003

aim lozers 

People that don't know how stupid it is to talk slang in aim. Such as omg,lol,rofl,lmao,and many more
supercoolguy86: Hey man, what's going on?

hotman4u: OMG! hey man how r u? im gr8! lol!

supercoolguy86: God, you're a queer...you're one of those aim lozers
aim lozers by yay4me80 November 15, 2007

WE ARE LOSERS 

A whole group of dope-ass losers
Somebody once told me that I was looking kinda dumb with my finger and my thumb in the shape of an ā€œLā€ on my forehead and asked if I was part of WE ARE LOSERS.

lovers spat 

Well a "spat" is a petty quarrell/fight. So it's basically just when two lovers get into a fight.
Bob and Rebecca had their first lovers spat the other day about who gets the last piece of pizza.
lovers spat by Greendayyyy16 November 11, 2015

the losers club 

The Losers Club (aka TLC) first seen on Stephen King's IT.
Young Mike: Who are you guys anyway?
Young Eddie: We're sort of a club.
Young Bev: Yeah, the Losers Club.
Young Richie: Yeah.
Young Bill: You w-want in?
Young Mike: Yeah. Yeah, I do.
the losers club by cockersk August 25, 2013

Starbucks Lovers 

A term that didn't exist until people misheard Taylor Swift's lyrics in Blank Space, when she actually says "list of ex-lovers."

You'll notice that Blank Space first aired on the radio on November 10th, 2014 - and the term popped up shortly after that.
Taylor Swift: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.

Hearing-impaired preteen: Durrr what does "Starbucks lovers" mean? I know - I'll make up a definition and put it on Urban Dictionary!
Starbucks Lovers by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 9, 2016