You ain't got no lowfat syrup! 

A phrase that is said when you want to change the subject of a conversation. Usually when you want to avoid the subject you are talking about. Similar to " You ain't got no pancake mix!"

Guy 1: So, why did you pour your coffee on my brand new shirt?

Guy 2: You ain't got no lowfat syrup!

You ain't got no lowfat syrup! by WhatDoesYourPotatoeSmellLike January 22, 2011

Lowatus 

An alternative way to describe when your favorite television show goes on hiatus. Low-atus better represents the dreaded wait for an awesome show to return. It can also be used to describe any period marked by a long wait for something appealing.

The television show Fringe is currently on Lowatus and wont return until April.

Lowatus by RocoD February 25, 2010

Lowfat Coffee Icecream 

Marijuana, used to reference the drug without actually saying the name. The term is very useful when talking with friends, near parents.

you can say this, in front of your mom, "Ah man you guys, that lowfat coffee icecream was sooo strong, I think I'm still fucked up from that "sugar" high!"
and this..."This is some goood lowfat coffee icecream, it might as well be a brick of THC!

Lowfat Coffee Icecream by Marny Walker November 30, 2005

lowlationship 

A relationship that is on the low, or under wraps. Usually nobody knows, and this information is only shared between the two individuals on each end of this relationship.

Yo, I got a girl but we can definitely have a lowlationship on the side.

lowlationship by ibandss November 15, 2021

lowbat 

Shorthand for low battery. Often heard in the Philippines and other fob countries.

I used my cell phone all day and now it's lowbat.

lowbat by Blackflame619 June 30, 2009

lowrate 

a "lowrate" is somebody who is a peice of trash and live like pigs such as living off the government, mooching off of freinds and family and get into trouble with the law all the time. this could also be a neighbor who does not take care of their yard and is constantly annoying other neighbors.

lowrate

lowrate by 02tacomaman October 4, 2011

lowbatt 

Transitive regular verb: to lowbatt somebody

The action of under-considering someone, like your parents, your teacher, or whomever gives you an order or makes a remark that you think is inappropriate, unfair, or unjustified.

Comes after "low battery" obviously. More precisely it comes after a TV commercial broadcast in Australia in 2012 where you could see a teenager wearing a pair of earphones, listening to his smartphone music (this profile is a prime choice for parent low-batters), walking down the stairs, looking at his parents eating their dinner soup without saying a single word to each other, and probably swearing to himself that he'll never have their life. He eventually went to the fridge and grabbed something I can't remember of...

When I told my son that he couldn't go to that party Saturday night, he lowbatted me and turned away. He didn't listen to what I had to say anyway as he was listening to his iPhone with his headset on...

lowbatt by tropicalm December 5, 2012