Low Blow

random guy: wow that was a nice low blow
prostitute: thanks its my job

by bigjoe23 June 10, 2009

Hi-Low Blow

The act of holding in a juicy fart while in public, only to sneeze, causing you to involuntarily rip a noisy grumpy at the same time. Usually followed by desperate seat-shuffling or forced awkward conversation in an attempt to conceal embarrassment.

Professor: And so the hypotenuse is equal to the square of . . .
Jim: (Oh God, not now. Why did I eat so many burritos?)
Jack: Dude . . . You alright?
Jim: Ah-CHOO! (flatulates simultaneously) COSINE IS SQUARE ROOTED!!
(Professor squints over his glasses with a puzzled expression. Rest of class stares awkwardly.)
Jack: (sniffs) Dude . . . Did you Hi-Low Blow?

by Chronomancer July 31, 2009

Flag

Get the Hi-Low Blow mug.

dirty low blow

While having sex you think it’s the best yet but your partner doesn’t and insults you. You revenge by a cream pie and ghost them.

Bro that hooker gave me a dirty low blow while at my bachelor party

Please don’t have a dirty low blow like you did with Betty or anyone else

by Onlyme4you May 2, 2020

Flag

Get the dirty low blow mug.

Yo, low blow bro!

The perfect comeback and or repartee for a very bitter remark that may leave personal scars. May be used in a sarcastic and or subtle-dirty joke manner.

Friend 1: Did you hear, Jenny loves going down on men?
Friend 2: Yo, low blow bro!

by renaissance.rhee September 24, 2012

Flag

Get the Yo, low blow bro! mug.