lovetard 

a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.

i never get any. I'm a lovetard.

lovetard by DaveZeroZero July 22, 2007

Lovetrap 

Verb (lovetrapped, lovetraps, lovetrapping)
1) To purposefully influence a person's emotions to become romantically attached or involved.

Noun
1) to fall in a state of romantic attachment with someone.

Verb : Amy lovetrapped many of her colleagues to swindle them for money.

Noun : She was too naive to escape his deceitfully crafted lovetrap.

Lovetrap by Arnav007 May 17, 2017

d4c lovetrain 

The evolved form of Funny Valentine's stand, "D4C", in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
D4C:LoveTrain or, commonly shortened D4C:LT has a special ability named...
Love Train. Who would of guessed.
When Valentine activates Love Train, a circle of yellow light beams surrounds him. It deflects all the damage Valentine takes for the duration of LT.
*SPOILERS FOR STEEL BALL RUN*
However, Johnny Joestar and his Tusk Act 4 (TA4) manage to kill Valentine by nullifying his ability.
Johnny sends Tusk at Valentine while he has Love Train activated, while saying his famous "lesson 5" line. Then, Tusk breaks open Valentine's Love Train and proceeds to throw a flurry of punches, killing him.

Johnny Joestar: lesson 5-
Valentine: D4C:LOVE TRAIN!
Johnny: haha no.
*Tusk beats d4c lovetrain up and kills valentine*

d4c lovetrain by kthirteen November 19, 2022

lovetrain 

A stud on top of his game. He is so cool and popular with the ladies they form a line all for a chance..a chance to take a ride on the Lovetrain.

Brian had so many girls on him last night he looked like a lovetrain.

lovetrain by Don Mentionit April 8, 2008

Lovetarded 

Cannot handle being in love; freaks out and cries; wants to run away.

She is lovetarded; therefore the relationship will never work.

Lovetarded by Blazeder November 28, 2012

lovetard 

When people make a bunch of love-whoring crap (drawings, poems, songs, etc) and post it all over the internet.

ANOTHER drawing of her and her boyfriend kissing? Jeez, Sharon is such a lovetard.

lovetard by Scary Mary June 21, 2005

lovetard 

used to address a person who you love so much it's retarded how much you actually love them.

Hot Guy: Hamlexi, you are my lovetard, and i want to have beautiful children with you.
Hamlexi: {blushes} that'd be dandy.

lovetard by Hamlexi Mivettes December 30, 2005