Loves you more 

It is scientifically proven that girls love the boys more. The boy is usually the one that leaves the girl first so that means the girl always wins the ‘i love you more game’

Ashley loves you more Kota
Oh jeez she’s winning the loves you more game

Loves you more by The awkward Ashley April 17, 2019

Loves you the mostest 

Me 😝

Person 1: you know person 3 loves you the mostest?

Person 2: yea

Person 3: GOOD

Loves you the mostest by SunshineChild2 September 29, 2021

obama loves you 

the best roast ever your opponent will cry from how painful it is

*Obama loves you* says the fat neckbearded fellow, the sus imposter falls to the ground and cries from the humiliation. the sus imposter screams as the neckbearded fellow gently thrust his kawaii co- nevermind you get it already

obama loves you by アストルフォ June 23, 2021

some one that loves you 

fictional, nonexistent, a myth,

some one that loves you im to lazy to do this

some one that loves you by c h e s e e May 20, 2021

jesus loves me more than he loves you 

Song written by Brendon Urie during a random stream somewhere around 2016, however this song is never officially released under the name of Panic! At The Disco.

Fan during the livestream: 'What are you talking about?'
Brendon: 'What are we talking about? We're writing a song called Jesus loves me more than he loves you' *starts singing the song*

jesus loves me more than he loves you by xxMVG_Fan8xx April 30, 2021

jesus loves you

When someone that shares the same faith as you but has absolutely no intention of helping you nor wants to get invloved with your personal problems. Also is a typical expression used by overly churched individuals who are incapable of giving a real heart to heart advice.

Isaac: Dude whats wrong
Josh: Man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
Isaac: Im sorry man but umm hey! Jesus loves you!
Josh: uh? thanks?

jesus loves you by jordannnnharts September 24, 2010

No one loves you 

1. quite literally "no one loves you"
2. A way to tell someone that they are being annoying.
3. reason why someone isn't getting something they want.

1."No one loves you"
2. "Gawd shut up! No one loves you!"
3. a: "Why didn't you call and tell me, why don't i get any?
b. "No one loves you!!"

No one loves you by WeWereMentToLive February 19, 2005