The Penis. Popularised by the rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap. A musician is playing a beautiful piece of classical music he has written on the piano. When the interviewer asks the name of the piece the musician replies with "Lick My Love Pump!"
Andy: Hey wanna lick my love pump Sally?
Rachel: Actually it's Rachel and it's more like a hump than a pump. Loser. And one more think. That word is sooo 80s!
by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006
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The 1984 four door orange Dodge pick-up truck used by the North Mankato patch crew until its sale in 2000.
6 workers rolled down Lee Blvd in upper North Mankato in the Love Pump on their way to break when a flock Somali women looked like they needed a good keybanging.....result = flying towels and one blown muffler.
by Patch Crew Slacker May 16, 2010
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A man who says he loves a women to get her into bed/to sleep with her

Oh my god Zim is such a love pump, i cant believe that girl fell for his charm
by brazilnat December 7, 2008
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When a male erection is inserted into a vacuum or spa jet, and becomes stuck in the hole.
Mike Fischer gets love pumps daily, that’s like the 5th time today.
by Mike Hunt May 20, 2004
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when a woman expells air from her vagina during love making/having sex
she let rip a right lady love pump last night when we were doing it.
by jigglybobs September 8, 2009
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A name for Ashley.
A very annoying nick name
DIRTY!!!
by Jamie Rae January 25, 2005
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