Apparently it's anyone who doesn't spend all his time and money at the bar every night, someone who doesn't feel the need to get laid every five seconds, anyone who doesn't make a million dollars a day, someone who's at home for more than two hours a day, anyone over the age of 12 who still lives at home with his parents, and anyone who's ever touched a computer or videogame.
by Disgruntled Winnipeger July 25, 2005
Jake: Wow hot tubbing in the rain would be so great right now.
Katie: I love hot tubbing in the rain! It's too bad mine is broken.
Jake: That does suck! Alright well I'm going to go in mine, talk to you later!
Katie: Wow, thanks loser.
Katie: I love hot tubbing in the rain! It's too bad mine is broken.
Jake: That does suck! Alright well I'm going to go in mine, talk to you later!
Katie: Wow, thanks loser.
A toxic person who, despite having many opportunities to succeed in life, consistently makes bad choices which result in professional and personal failure. They usually end up dragging everyone near them into the loser culture, which makes them toxic. The key to identifying a loser is the consistency with which they make bad decisions and their inability to learn from, admit to, and correct their mistakes. Narcissism and low self-esteem are hallmark personality characteristics of a loser.
This loser was married to one of the most beautiful women in Britain and threw his marriage away for oral sex from a LA streetwalker and drugs.
by John9999 October 10, 2016
by Eglandled December 13, 2021
Dale came from a poor family, with alcoholic abusive parents. He felt ripped off at life &bitter so to make him self feel good, he abused others. Dale is a loser.
by Posies May 15, 2018
loser – n. A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. Upon arrival on the ground, losers begin to befriend fellow groundlings and realize how much fun a person can have when gravity isn’t an issue. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much. They will end up laughing about it later, anyways. Every now and then, a loser will glance at the top of the social ladder, but it is never long before they realize how pointless and stupid the top of the ladder is.
by cardenio April 6, 2005