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loser high 

That feeling of "highness" one gets from being a loser, losing, failing to succeed (whatever your definition of success may be). Loser high probably comes from a lack of self-esteem, middle-class apathy, perfectionism, self-pity, or some combination of that.
-emo people, probably all of them. they get "high" off of being losers, which would usually make someone feel "low"

-losing at video games, like when you go nuts in gta just to 'cause destruction and get beat by the cops.
person 1: "Hey hey, why'd you ruin my game of San Andreas?!"
person A:"I like losing and getting that loser high."
loser high by the rich July 29, 2006
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High School Loser 

The guy in High School who graduates high school as the kid who everyone though was either,

A. was going to kill everyone in the school so they made him an outcast.

B. Payed attention in class and got pissed when kids wasted time and disrespected the teachers.

C. Or was the kid everyone beat up or made fun of because he stuck out like a white kid in River Rouge

And in all three cases this person will not even grace the ass holes he went to school with by attending the reunion because guaranteed he has better things to do.
A. Don't fuck with him hes the "High School Loser" and he might kill you...

B. Why is it Im called a "High School loser" because I actually care about learning so that I can pass that test?!

C. I'm the "I'm The High School Loser only because I'm in NHS, and Student council, and Chess Club.

California loser highlight reel 

When a team that loses a game still does it cool.
Yea, the team lost, true, but how many teams still lose like that? They made it look awesome to lose, that's a California loser highlight reel right there (since not everything in life is about winning or outdoing).

California loser highlight reel 

When somebody would say that was awesome after their team loses instead of "I can't watch this".
You could tell they didn't forget to have a good time even in a loss at home by watching their California loser highlight reel.

Lower Merion High School 

A school that spawns So Low wearing, Starbucks drinking, lacrosse playing, blackberry using, facebook addictied, grade worrying, Dave Mattew's Band listening, Platt partying, Shampoo clubbing, Jewish practicing, nice car driving, sex having, weed smoking, mindless alcoholic douche bags that just follow the latest trend and who think they are the celebrities of the world, when in reality, the only people that like them live in the asshole capital of the US, the mainline. And even then, their overly dramatic friends all find ways to hate on each other cause they have nothing better to do.

All the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.

Every one follows the same trends, and noone thinks for themselves.

All kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time Julie passed out and the cops came.

People here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.

If you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, I suggest you go to this school.

Typical Attire of a Lower Merion Student

Girl:
Northface jacket
so low pants
uggs

Guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes

Typical sayings of a Lower Merion Student

"I guess..."
"Really?"
"I mean..."
Douchebag 1: Yo man, what are you doing this weekend?

Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.

Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that our english teacher gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that johns party got busted!!one1 and how do my so low pants, uggs, and north face jacket look today?

Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by jonny tonight yayyyy

Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of lower merion high school.

Lower Dauphin High School 

Lower Dauphin High School (LD) is one of the worst schools in the United States located in Hummelstown, Pennsylvania. Many students refer to LD as Slower Dauphin. Mostly white kids who are wiggers populate the school district as well as Ugly Sluts/Whores, Idiots and Trailer Trash. Some Principals at LD can not read English or any other language, the teachers often lose your work and the students are generally assholes. A group of people who hate LD made a group on Facebook, "LD, I rape the future" and some pictures that have the slogan "Lower Dauphin High School, Where your dreams go to die" have shown up around the internet. In spring of 2009 a teachers kid was caught snorting Adderall in one of the bathrooms. Many of the students at LD who do drugs get caught, The smart ones usually do not get caught. Drugs usually are the only thing that makes LD less of a nightmare. The food served at LD is usually low grade meat, pesticide saturated vegetables and greasy cookies. Most food items are under cooked. This asbestosis filled building is not a suitable learning environment and is truly not a place any parent should have to send their kids.
"Do you go to Lower Dauphin High School?"

"Hell no, Fuck Slower Dauphin"

lower merion high school 

While I would hesitate to call Lower Merion a vanguard of cultural and economic diversity, it is an excellent high school for those not lucky enough to attend one the fine private institutions forming the lovely young adults such as my fellow linguist above. Large, wealthy, and full of activity, LM is a public high school somewhere between Newport and Chino, but 100% Main Line.

P.S. Of course, if you're ever in need of barbituates or stolen Malibu rum, you'll want to try Harriton.
I go to LM, I wear Prada, and I do Players.