8
A novel of epic proportions by TRR Tolkien. It is however, only the tip of the iceberg of his writtings on middle earth. A truly awesome work which was not done justice by its big screen production.
Anyone who denounces this book is obviously too stupid to read it or has the attention span of a 5 year od on speed.
Have u read lotr?
I started it last year but still haven't finished.
by anarion March 06, 2004
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
9
A series written by JRR Tolkein following young Baggins in his quest to destroy the one RING.
I read lord of the rings 2345 times yesterday.
by Anonymous January 21, 2003
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
10
1) A book.
2) A damn good movie.
3) An excuse to skip school.
4) A way of seeing Liv Tyler without having to download mass amounts of fake porn.
Lord Of The Rings eats your babies!
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
11
1. Sauron.
2. A book written by jrr tolkien.
3. A movie trilogy directed by Peter Jackson
1.Argh! It's the Lord of the Rings! Run!
2.I'm having a hard time getting into "Lord of the Rings".
3. I have seen "Lord of the Rings" far too many times.
by penguin March 22, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
12
a book which if you like you are not "uncool" , but you are simply on a higher level than the cavemen who claim that people who read the said book attain more "pussy"
by jared June 15, 2003
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
13
A series of fantasy novels that are so epic that one of the greatest bands of all time, Led Zeppelin, dedicated songs to it.

The inspiration for the songs Misty Mountain Hop and Ramble on. Both excellent Zeppelin songs.
Robert Plant was a fan of the Lord of the Rings, so he referenced it in many of his songs.
by potterfreak82 February 22, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
14
An honorific title for someone who finds a lost ring while fingering his/her partner. Also works if extracting a diaphragm.
Joe- Hey Bae! I feel something! What?! You had a ring in your vagina?

Susan- Oh thank you! Mom was so upset that Dad lost his engagement ring. You're the Lord of the Rings!
via giphy
by WilliamInBoston November 27, 2016
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush