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Mario lopez’d 

The act of using the Mario Lopez back massager as a way to pleasure you partner 💦
Dude I Mario Lopez’d my wife last night. I’ve never heard that sound before.
Mario lopez’d by Mario lopez’d February 19, 2022

Wagner Lopes Clemente Arruda Dekker 

a human, person,, he will be there when you need it most

may or may not have a likening toward feet
me: is that wagner lopes clemente arruda dekker?
me 2: yes, and look! he's listening to stronger than you (sans version)

Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day 

Celebrated on the 7th of October, this holiday celebrates the amazing preformances of Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy in the YouTube sensations: A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. On this day, everyone who loves AVPM/S gets to roll around on the floor!
Person 1: Dude why are you rolling around on the floor?
Person 2: It's "Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day" duh!
Person 1: AWESOME! I LOVE AVPM!

Olivia loves Darcy more 

It’s as simple as it seems, Olivia loves Darcy more. In every way shape or form, Olivia can’t stop herself from loving Darcy. It’s scientifically proven that her love is greater and there’s no doubt about that.
Olivia: I love you.
Darcy: I love you more.
Olivia: Well no, it’s actually proven that I love you more.

Darcy: How?
Olivia: See, it’s says here that Olivia loves Darcy more.
Darcy: Damn.

jennifer lopez dress 

A man's bathrobe.

Name applies to the garment when worn either by a man or women.

Named because of its resemblance to the dress Jennifer Lopez wore during the 2000 Grammy Award ceremony that was criticized for being revealing.
Men's robes are so revealing, they resemble Jennifer Lopez's dress. Therefore, a man's bathrobe is called a Jennifer Lopez dress.
jennifer lopez dress by Bed time January 6, 2010

lope domes 

low profile BJs. Something that nobody except you and the person who is giving it to you can see.
Dude she gave me lope domes for 20 mins. It was gnar.
lope domes by coolkid16 June 26, 2007