A determined, magical, brave and super-sexy example of the species 'Realus Ladyus'- sometimes known as a Lady-Onyourarm and a Whoreinbedicus (a combined reference to the very rare lineage of this line).
Legend tells us that, once met, this
individual takes at least 15 years to mature fully, and then should be married, with all due haste, in order to properly release magical properties.
Guaranteed to
blow your mind, this fey creature is dangerous; having the fatal ability to suck the chrome off-of a trailer hitch.
Approach with CAUTION and
EXTREME PREJUDICE, unless equipped with the balls of a brass monkey.
"Oh my GHOD...did u see that man's HEAD
cave in?"
----"Yeah! It looked like Looby-lou herself had blown him!"
"Oh NO! I've made a man-mess
in my pants!!"
----"Yup! Looby-Lou has
the same effect on me!!!"