1. She who kicks ass beyond belief.

2. The most incredible person you are ever likely to meet.

Beautiful beyond that of a goddess-like stature, possessing looks that literally can kill and makes the most divine and decadent siren look like someone who lives in a trashcan.

Sweeter than an industrial-size bathtub filled to the brim with English honey and melted lollipops.

More open-hearted than someone getting a ventricle or valve replaced on an operating table.

A woman who loves Doctor Who, vampires, Alice in Wonderland, big hugs and has (hopefully) a passing fancy in Batman.

An angelic soul. A role model. Someone truly worth giving it all for and then some. A marvellous, illuminating, precious individual, who warms your heart everytime you see her. Someone who always invokes the giddy, romantic, sentitmental side of you just by looking into your eyes. The very epitome of perfection.

The woman I love.
I love my Lonie, and that's why I wore these shoes.
by Dashiva January 11, 2009
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Lonie is probably the most sweetest person you will ever meet, she is kind, generous and caring. She makes a great girlfriend and if she wants something, she will work very hard until she gets it. Lonie keeps to herself and is a bit shy, but she can stick up for herself and other people and can start a conversation very easily. Lonie is very polite and also very protective over people she loves.
Lonie is so kind! She is so adorable and sweet to everyone she meets.
by I’m anonymous :3 November 22, 2018
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(noun)A beautiful,graceful young mother. Independent, thoughtful, strong in her opinions. She's the kind of woman that only needs Love from another person. Loni is what every man wants in a partner , very easy on the eyes, full of energy, drive, and a hunger for life. She going places and she'll only take you with her if you can hold your own and keep up. She takes care of her self, and the stuff that has to get done. She does it her way and on her terms. She doesn't need any one to tell her what to do or how to do it. She is the strongest person I know, and the only woman that deserves true love and a truly loving family.
"As a woman my goal in life is to be a Loni"
"Every time life gets me down I think... I'm a Loni I can do this"
by LLLove2bwithU February 2, 2010
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A very good looking young man with a very enticing personality. He has a heart of gold and is always there for those who can’t stand up for themselves. He is very vey stubborn but always has good intentions.
Loni is really cool

Wish I could be loni

Loni is so sexy
by Tittle August 7, 2020
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A female who loves to express her inner wild child. Example: Loves to party and have a good time.
That chick is a totally Loni.

Watch out there's a Loni coming over here! Rawr~
by Bob Di March 18, 2009
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Loki is funny, and hot.
Loni is sexy.
by Cameron's A Hottie September 17, 2014
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such a cool person pretty and hot asf best gf ever
by dfglkjhdgfn November 10, 2020
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