Longhorns

The name of the University of Texas sport teams.

The Longhorns kicked OU ass in basketball.

Longhorns by Geris February 20, 2004

longhorns

The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.

None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.

longhorns by Matt May 23, 2004

Longhorns

The University of Texas at Austin football team that won the 2006 National Championships against USC.

USC SUCKS!! Hook 'em Longhorns!

Longhorns by Jen in Austin January 9, 2006

Texas Longhorns 

The best college in most sports. They have been to the College World Series more times than any other team. Hated by most because they are so fucking bomb. Second most wins of the decade (behind Boise State) and second most wins of all-time (Behind Michigan). Has been robbed of multiple Heisman Trophies (Vince Young and Colt McCoy) and National Championships (08-09 and 09-10). They wreck the shit out of everyone.

"Texas Longhorns defeats USC, the so-called greatest College Football team ever, in the National Championship!"

"Texas gets off to an amazing start against Alabama! Oh no, an Alabama player just speared Colt McCoy in his throwing shoulder, they will now bring in 18 year old Garrett Gilbert to play Quarterback."

Texas Longhorns by The Horns Guy March 1, 2010

Texas Longhorns 

1) The football team for the University of Texas at Austin.

2) One of the best, largest cattle in the south with huge horns.

1) Hey! I got some tailgating tickets to see the Texas Longhorns this Saturday!

2) Yumm. I love me some of that Texas Longhorn steak.

Texas Longhorns by V Vendetta December 20, 2008

Longhorns

The best college football team

The Longhorns are the best football team!!!

Longhorns by WhateverAunt891 October 30, 2020