lolzard 

1-To laugh so hard you are taken by a mysterious power back to the Dinosaur times.

2- the lengthend term for Lol'z

1-"wow look at those dinosaurs, what a lolzard!"

lolzard by Mat_11 July 4, 2008

Loptarded 

An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.

You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.

Loptarded by I Like Bread May 15, 2006

Lolsalded

To be assaulted by a man who is laughing out loud.

In the new batman movie, The Dark Knight, the Joker says his father lolsalded his mother with a kitchen knife.

Lolsalded by HarmlessPill August 20, 2008

Loptarded 

Something that is tilted and or uneven

Dude, that guy's cock is so loptarded u know he aint got no bitch!

Loptarded by Kitty69 November 13, 2004

Lizarded

The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.

The Xan Man lizarded the D-Hall bathroom again.

Lizarded by Xanax Man December 10, 2018

lizarded

When you are kissing or making out and they stick their tongue in your mouth aggressively and stiffly in a lizardly fashion.

yea he lizarded me, it was nasty.

lizarded by Coolcat.org July 17, 2020

Lootarded

Half looter, half retard. Describes people who are so retarded that it makes them loot.

Lootarded - ''Omg! I'm such a lootard. I looted the mall and stole Air Jordans from inside it, then traded them for crack, and got all cracked out! HAHA!! ''

Lootarded by oldschoolrocker December 7, 2021