A person who's brain function is well below the average of normal due to slow learning capabilities and lacking attention span.
Dude why did you move the furniture back inside the house and why is it covered in plastic?? I told you we were painting the house today and to make sure all furniture was moved and covered. That's why we moved most of the furniture outside yesterday you loposaurus Rex
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"