The little lolly pops who could 

a fiction story created by michelle in school suspention at Carmel High school (where the hell is dat?)

"The little lolly pops who could"
One lolly said to the other
Mean lolly: You can't do anything. Your a useless lolly.

Nice lolly: why r u so mean to me.

Mean lolly: Because, i feel like it.

Nice Lolly: r u being mean because u have no friends.

Mean lolly: yes, i wanna be ur friend.

Nice lolly: Sure, i'll be ur best friend.

Mean lolly turns nice: i love you

Nice lolly: i love you too.

Both lolly live in lolly harmony. Forever.....lmfao :]

The little lolly pops who could by miserableindetention May 29, 2009

lollipops and fancy pants 

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.

Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"

lollipops and fancy pants by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows 

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows is a song made by Leslie Gore that anyone could like, well unless you are a Norwegian communist that wears a red hoodie, wears a Band-Aid on his face, has Horn-like Hair, and is obsessed with Giant robots, then you would be pissed why its playing.

Edd: Where's Tord?
Tom: I blasted Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows and he ran away from the house.

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows by Worse than JJ March 28, 2020

Cheddar lollypop 

Having your unwashed member sucked by a willing whore
I aint got time to wash luv, give us a Cheddar lollypop.

I aint got time to wash luv, give us a Cheddar lollypop.

That Chick is well dirty, she dont mind givin a Cheddar lollypop

Cheddar lollypop by Gary Richardson April 20, 2008

Lollypop 

Lollipop, but spelled wrong.

My name in Fortnite is Lilly Lollypop 22 because I didn't know how to spell lollipop! I was 8 at the time!

Lollypop by FluffyPuppy2011 July 15, 2022

licking old lollipops 

An ancient description term used to define "lol" - this last now an overly used expression that simply means nothing.

Dude1: "Man I just got fired..."
Dude2: "lol"
Dude1: "Why in the hell are you licking old lollipops" ?

licking old lollipops by James Choolaz December 14, 2013

Lollypopguildophobia

The fear of little People (Midget, Dwarf, Hobbit)

Ian: Yo, look at that little man.
Mark: Dude, why would you do that? You know I got Lollypopguildophobia.

Lollypopguildophobia by Mark Rothstein October 13, 2007