lolfactory 

Any thing that produces gratuitous amounts of LOLZ.

1. "GIRUGAMESH IS A LOLFACTORY!!"

2. "Hey Corey, do you know about any lolfactories? I could really use a lol."

lolfactory by lewibrysh April 12, 2009

Legal Loli 

A girl who looks like a child but is of, or older than the legal age of consent.

Guy 1: How old is your girlfriend? she looks about 12!
Guy 2: She's 18
Guy 1: Wow, looks like you got some legal loli!

Legal Loli by Yuricon May 21, 2010

Lolicon

Noun. Any adult who feels sexual attraction to specifically fictional depictions of characters who’s body proportions closely resemble that of a child regardless of the canonical assigned age.

A: hey I made a drawing of a sexy vampire thats 1000 years old!
B: that looks like a child! Tch, filthy lolicon!

Lolicon by Plasticbox October 8, 2020

loliday 

A glorious day taken off from work for the sole purpose of gathering with friends (3 to 5 preferred) to drink and crush n00bs on the Rift in League of Legends.

Hey guys, want to do a loliday on Sunday?

Jeremy, you twat. You can't do a loliday on Sunday. A loliday can only occur on a workday. You're just talking about a LAN party.

loliday by seedubbya January 16, 2015

Shoulder Loli 

One half of a symbiotic trope pairing, commonly found in Anime.

A shoulder loli can be found in it's natural habitat, riding atop the shoulders of it's 'strong man'.

The two play an intricate part in the other's life cycle.
A shoulder loli will use the strong man as protection from the wilds and dangerous inhabitants of.
Likewise, the strong man requires a shoulder loli to serve as a constant reminder of the existence of good and innocence in the world.

Noun
"Kenny set aside his shoulder loli, leaving her in a safe place while he demonstrated the full power of his bankai."

"Hoist up your shoulder loli and head off into adventure!"

Shoulder Loli by psilous June 8, 2018

LOLfan 

A title given to anyone who follows a series of movies/books just so they can laugh at it. Usually associated with the Twilight series.

Sara: ZOMG DID YOU SEE TWILIGHT I LOVE EDWARD IT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER.

Amy: Yeah, I'm totally an LOLfan of Twatlight.

Sara: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DID YOU SEE THE NEW TRAILER I LOVE EDWARD YAY.

LOLfan by Bean McBeans June 2, 2009

oppai loli 

Japanese slang for younger girls with abnormally large breasts for their age, often featured in lolicon.

Friend 1: Is that lolicon? You're fucking sick, dude.

Friend 2: It's okay, because she's an oppai loli!

Friend 1: God damn it, you weeaboo faggot.

oppai loli by TeaLobster13 July 20, 2011