Logging On 

An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.

He stole my iPod, so I shut his laptop after taking a shit on the keyboard. I call it "Logging On."

Logging On by Doug_Cohen April 15, 2011

Losing on yourself

To lose one's mind/marbles. Refers to when an individual forgets obvious things or makes easy mistakes, similarly to the symptoms of going senile.

'You're losing on yourself because you put your shoes in the fridge!'

Amy is losing on herself because she confused a person with a cat.

Losing on yourself by Giant Mushrooms November 14, 2011

Logging on my landing 

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

Logging on my landing by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019

Logging on in 60 

Something that a person says before they don't log on

Natsu: "Jack said he is logging on in 60"
Aceliane: "Doubt"
Criticise: "I like kids"

Logging on in 60 by Mr Joe Daki January 20, 2023

Logging On 

Bringing your phone in the bathroom to facebook while you poop.

Tim: Where's Patrick?

Jim: He's in the bathroom logging on.

Logging On by Kukes June 25, 2012

Losing On Yourself

To lose one's mind/marbles. Refers to when an individual forgets obvious things or makes easy mistakes, similarly to the symptoms of going senile.

As defined by Peter Smith.

'You're losing on yourself because you put your shoes in the fridge!'

Amy is losing on herself because she confused a person with a cat.

Losing On Yourself by Giant Mushrooms July 4, 2011

ip logging on live chat 

Something that shouldn't happen but it does

An example of ip logging on live chat
Support: How can I help you?
Me: *copypastes rickroll link*
Support: Your IP is insert ip. Your location is insert location. You have been reported.

ip logging on live chat by i eat uranium fuel rods June 5, 2023